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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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