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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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