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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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