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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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