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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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