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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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