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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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