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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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