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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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