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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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