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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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