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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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