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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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