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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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