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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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