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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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