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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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