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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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