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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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