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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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