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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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