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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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