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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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