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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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