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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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