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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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