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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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