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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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