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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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