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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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