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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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