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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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