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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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