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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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