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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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