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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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