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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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