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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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