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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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