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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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