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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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