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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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