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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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