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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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