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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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