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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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