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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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