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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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