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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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