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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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