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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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