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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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