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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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