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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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