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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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