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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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