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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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